The World According to Preschoolers...
"I have a book at home called Pink Delicious!"
"It's not called Pink Delicious, It is called Pink-A-Licous!"
"Who in this class likes to be silly?" Do you like to be silly?
"No. Actually, I am a firefighter."
(Looking at my polo shirt) "Hey, my dad has this guy on his shirt. That is his guy... "
(thinks about it) "Did you borrow it from my dad? It's okay, just make sure to give it back when you are done."
To a child while they are looking at one of our fish through a magnifying glass
"How is Squeak looking with that magnifying glass?"
"Good. He is still swimming under here!"
"Boys, you can line up at the door! Silly, you are a boy!"
"I am actually a firefighter."
"Oh, right! Boys and firefighters, you may line up at the door!"
"Perfect!" (lines up at the door)
About Our Lady's Birthday
"How old is Mary turning today?"
"Mary couldn't make it to our party, but her sister, Eleanor was there!" (Referring to Sr. Eleanor)
"Want to know something? I have the ORIGINAL Bible at home!!!"
"Ms. D'Aurora, when you were a baby, were you a baby-teacher?"
Ms. D "If we got another fish, what would you want to name it?"
"McFish!"
"Look Ms. D'Aurora, I can go down the slide with my muscles up!"
"What is your favorite part of having a new baby brother?"
"He came prepared! He brought all his own stuff with him! Even his own car seat!"
"Today is our silly anniversary! Let's call this special day our silliversary!!"
"I really do enjoy a good sandwhich!"
"Why does Jesus get borned every year? Doesn't He know that it is time to grow up?"
"God sure does have a lot of responsibility!"
(5 day class)
Boy: "The girls are the brains of this class!"
"Right now I have a princess lunch box. When I am an adult, I am going for HELLO KITTY!"
Me: "Does anyone know what an Apostle is?"
5-day kid: " YAH! I got surgery to get mine out!!"
Me: "Good thinking! Actually, you got your TONSILS out, I am asking about APOSTLE."
"It's not called Pink Delicious, It is called Pink-A-Licous!"
"Who in this class likes to be silly?" Do you like to be silly?
"No. Actually, I am a firefighter."
(Looking at my polo shirt) "Hey, my dad has this guy on his shirt. That is his guy... "
(thinks about it) "Did you borrow it from my dad? It's okay, just make sure to give it back when you are done."
To a child while they are looking at one of our fish through a magnifying glass
"How is Squeak looking with that magnifying glass?"
"Good. He is still swimming under here!"
"Boys, you can line up at the door! Silly, you are a boy!"
"I am actually a firefighter."
"Oh, right! Boys and firefighters, you may line up at the door!"
"Perfect!" (lines up at the door)
About Our Lady's Birthday
"How old is Mary turning today?"
"Mary couldn't make it to our party, but her sister, Eleanor was there!" (Referring to Sr. Eleanor)
"Want to know something? I have the ORIGINAL Bible at home!!!"
"Ms. D'Aurora, when you were a baby, were you a baby-teacher?"
Ms. D "If we got another fish, what would you want to name it?"
"McFish!"
"Look Ms. D'Aurora, I can go down the slide with my muscles up!"
"What is your favorite part of having a new baby brother?"
"He came prepared! He brought all his own stuff with him! Even his own car seat!"
"Today is our silly anniversary! Let's call this special day our silliversary!!"
"I really do enjoy a good sandwhich!"
"Why does Jesus get borned every year? Doesn't He know that it is time to grow up?"
"God sure does have a lot of responsibility!"
(5 day class)
Boy: "The girls are the brains of this class!"
"Right now I have a princess lunch box. When I am an adult, I am going for HELLO KITTY!"
Me: "Does anyone know what an Apostle is?"
5-day kid: " YAH! I got surgery to get mine out!!"
Me: "Good thinking! Actually, you got your TONSILS out, I am asking about APOSTLE."
"I hope the tooth fairy brings him another tooth!"
